i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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