...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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