I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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