I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
someone threw a dead crab at me
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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