Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
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