im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
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