i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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