Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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