I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
PANTIES FOUND
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