Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
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