But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
My life is pants optional.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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