That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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