wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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