Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
