the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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