I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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