Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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