I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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