and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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