i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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