so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
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