why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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