The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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