I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I'm bleeding and have questions
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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