Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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