Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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