Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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