I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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