next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
Randomize
