Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
The chlamydia really affected his face.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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