Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
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