Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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