Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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