I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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