planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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