its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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