I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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