3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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