Already got asked if we're dating
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
we should paint friendship bongs
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