google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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