He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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