oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
