Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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