Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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