I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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