In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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