in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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