I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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