Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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