I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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