ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
Randomize
