It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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