Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Is it because I queefed?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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