Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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