this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
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